hello-witless:

If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.

hiddlestalker:

doctorangel:

gerard-waysass:

today on math, my teacher noticed that I had a equation wrote on my hand, since I’m really bad at math and I don’t wanna work, my teacher was surprised and asked me why I got that on my hand, so I was like “Haha nothing it’s just a joke” My teacher googled the equation y=sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 I let you imagine how my class reacted…

The Ackles Ass equation yes

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

little-red-ridinghoodie:

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

roses are red

vulcans are green

tell lieutenant uhura i love her vageen

bleerios:

Any time someone says that they could care less about something, I want to punch myself in the face.

The correct phrase is couldn’t care less. Insisting that you could care less invokes that you could actually care a little, while couldn’t care less means that you have no capacity to care whatsoever.

The latter is what most people are going for.

And they say it wrong.

And I break out in hives.

pizza:

if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important