It’s like he knows something we don’t know.
COLIN TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
HOW DID SHERLOCK SURVIVE?
WHERE IS THE AIRPORT?
HOW DO YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO?
WHAT IS LESTRADE’S DIVISION?
WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST?
WHAT IS THE DOCTOR’S NAME?
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FUNCTION OF A RUBBER DUCK?
If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.
today on math, my teacher noticed that I had a equation wrote on my hand, since I’m really bad at math and I don’t wanna work, my teacher was surprised and asked me why I got that on my hand, so I was like “Haha nothing it’s just a joke” My teacher googled the equation y=sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 I let you imagine how my class reacted…
The Ackles Ass equation yes
i really relate to this show on a deep spiritual level
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
All I know since yesterday is everything has changed
roses are red
vulcans are green
tell lieutenant uhura i love her vageen
Any time someone says that they could care less about something, I want to punch myself in the face.
The correct phrase is couldn’t care less. Insisting that you could care less invokes that you could actually care a little, while couldn’t care less means that you have no capacity to care whatsoever.
The latter is what most people are going for.
And they say it wrong.
And I break out in hives.
if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important