jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
"sexuality is a choice"
"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"
"there are only two genders"
"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."
"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"
"gay people shouldn’t have children"
"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"
"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"
i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick